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Read on for 50 witty, poignant, and just plain fam1. “I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”? Woody Allen2. “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”? Oscar Wilde3. “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”? Mae WestMORE: The Beginner’s Guide to Kinky Sex4. “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”? Frank Zappa5. “It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”? Jarod Kintz, $3.336. “Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”? Woody Allen7. “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”? Barbara Bush8. “I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”? Russell Brand9. “My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.”? Chuck Palahniuk, Choke10. “But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.”? Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera11. “You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”? Steve MartinMORE: 10 Foods That Make Sex Better12. “Sex is always about emotions. Good ısparta escort sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.”? Deepak Chopra13. “My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.”? Chelsea Handler14. “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”? Lily Tomlin15. “Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”? George Bernard Shaw16. “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”? George Burns17. “How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.”? Will Durst, political satirist18. “Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.”? Marilyn MonroeMORE: 35 Celebrities Who are Bisexual19. “I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.”? Graucho Marx20. “My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.”? Les Dawson21. “The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.”? Alfred Kinsey, biologist22. “Sex is great until you die, but it’s never as great as it was when you were a k**, when it was a mystery.”?David Duchovny23. “I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world.”?Jeanette Winterston24. “You can’t talk about fucking in America, people say you’re dirty. But if escort ısparta you talk about killing somebody, that’s cool.”? Richard Pryor25. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”? Billy Crystal26. “I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”? Johnny Carson27. “I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”? Joan Rivers28. “Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”? Robert A. Heinlein, writerMORE: 12 Unlikely Sex Symbols 29. “I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.”? Angelina Jolie30. “I just feel like every k** is growing up too fast and they’re seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that’s fine for me. I’m not saying I don’t like it. But I don’t think it should be everywhere, where k**s are exposed to everything sexual. Because they have to have some innocence; there’s just no innocence left.”? Ellen DeGeneres31. “Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.”? Alec Baldwin32. “Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.”? Jimmy Dean33. “Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.”? Hugh Hefner34. “Sex is the best high. It’s better than any d**g. I want to die making love because it feels so ısparta escort bayan good.”? Bai Ling35. “I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.”? John WatersMORE: Wealthy Women Have Better Sex: Study36. “Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”? John Updike, novelist37. “You can’t have rock and roll without d**gs, you can’t have rock and roll without sex.”? Rick James38. “I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it.”? Dusty Springfield39. “Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.”? Marlene Dietrich40.”To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.”? Cary Grant41. “I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.”? Zsa Zsa Gabour42. “Literature – creative literature – unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable.”? Gertrude Stein43. “I need sex for a clear complexion, but I’d rather do it for love.”? Joan Crawford44. “Kissing – and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing – is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.”? Drew Barrymore45. “Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.”? Jackie KennedyMORE: The One Trick That’ll Instantly Make You Sexier46. “This is the way I look at sex scenes: I have basically been doing them for a living for years. Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock ‘n roll, and if I may say so, I’m pretty good at it.”? Jon Bon Jovi47. “There’s no religion but sex and music.”? Sting48. “Sex is hardly ever just about sex.”? Shirley MacLaine49. “Maybe our generation is more about sex, but it feels like romance is dying out.”? Orlando Bloom50. “I want to wait to have sex until I’m married.”? Britney Spears

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